Aight, so…

1. This film was good, clean fun, but if I’m honest, I guessed the plot in the first 15 minutes.

2. Lots of fireworks, not a lot of plot.

3. Vanessa Hudgens is so cute! Love her.

4. Lots of eye candy.

5. The “We’re old now!” shtick wore thin after the third joke.

6. Who wrote this? Why?

7. Please, I beg—refrain from producing a third sequel unless Taika Waititi or Christopher Nolan are directing/screenwriting.

8. Martin Lawrence is a horrible dramatic actor. 

9. Loved the cameos. 

10. Will Smith is still allergic to acting in “good” movies. Still a fan, but I’m 😴🛌🏾💤 

This film should have been released during Memorial Day weekend—start the summer off with a hyperbolic action/comedy film. The country is shivering, and y’all got the setting in Miami. #fookouttahere #imsalty