So…a few things…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Tessa Thompson was cute in this “popcorn” movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Kumail Nanjiani saved this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. The Les Twins casting was predictable. Cool though—nice to see them branch out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Felt like they recycled the set from “Aladdin” for the Marrakesh scenes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Side note: did you notice how Liam Neeson wasn’t on the press run for this film? 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder why 😏😏

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. A short list of things the Columbia Pictures could have done with $110 million, Tessa Thompson, and Chris Hemsworth:

— Produced and distributed one hundred ten $1 million short films about the adventures of Valkyrie and Thor

— Purchased 718,954 black Original Wayfarer Classic Ray-Ban sunglasses as refunds for disappointed moviegoers (I’m joshing)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. This movie was boring. Screenplay was a yawn. Pacing was all over the place. It looked nice but, they could’ve kept this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s all… bye.