The Beach Bum
Moondog (McConaughey) is a mood. I’m like 83% certain McConaughey wasn’t acting, that this “role” is his natural state of being, and the director approached him with the script with…
Dumbo
Aight, so... The screenplay was one-note. I hit the watch-check after 20 minutes, so the introduction did nothing for my wobbly attention span. The acting, across the board, felt a…
Us
I appreciate Peele dropping dope creations in the first quarter of the year rather than waiting until All Hallow’s Eve. Thanks, shawty! So quick question: what is our mans on?…
Apollo 11
On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong become the first human to step onto the lunar surface. 50 years ago this year! This documentary is outstanding. Just getting a glimpse at…
Captain Marvel
The opening tribute was beautiful. So they really packed on the '90s' for this one. It took me like twenty minutes to realize they intentionally stylized the comedic one-liners and…
Vice
What dictates a "comedy" these days? Nothing about this poorly edited film was fun, funny, or humorous. Bale really did look like Cheney though, so shouts to the makeup…
Moonstruck
The film begins with the Dean Martin classic, “That’s Amore,” so obviously the focus is something upbeat and Italian—a widow finds love (comme ci comme ça) in a man who…
Bad Times at the El Royale
Aight, so...this was either a really weird talent show featuring Cynthia Erivo + guests, or a hyperbolic attempt at noir that got in its own way. Either way, I’m not…