So ready for Phase Four, bruh. I can barely contain myself. I’m still depressed about Stark’s death, so this was a nice little pick-me-up. 

The special effects were A-1. After what Disney/Marvel did with “…Endgame,” I’d expect nothing short of perfection. The Elementals and Mysterio reminded me of what they pulled out for “Dr. Strange.”  Bravo to the whole visual effects unit. Incredible! 🔥🔥🔥

If you want to know the plot structure of Mysterio, see Syndrome from “The Incredibles.” It’s almost verbatim the same shit, and it was a little obvious at the introduction that he was actually the villain. I don’t think you needed to know the history of Spider-Man’s villains to sense that he wasn’t all he presented himself to be. Also, Nick Fury doesn’t trust N. E. BODY, so it was also kinda obvi that all this was a farce (see the end credits) when Hill mentioned that Fury had “zero doubts” about Mysterio. C’mon bruh, who y’all foolin’? The amateurs who still don’t stay until the end credits? LOL.

Um, I’d like to take this moment to claim this as Zendaya’s summer. Leave me alone, you know it’s between her (Spider-Man: Far from Home, Euphoria) and Keanu Reeves (John Wick 3, Always Be My Maybe, Toy Story 4). This is not up for debate, k’bye. 

Also, Tom Holland is the best live-action Spider-Man. This is also not a debate topic. He is, shawties.